Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart

Hello marshmellowz

So the series, 'Haaaaave you met ____' continues today.

During one of our (many hedonistic) girly teas, I found out that more of my girls have their own sites! What better way to decorate my page than pretty faces on the sidebar, right?

1. Meet Lixin, or aka xinxin, or the girl with the fanciest dresses camping out in the library.
(Seriously, I haven't caught that girl in repeating outfits - poor Uncle Leo - $$$)

Her tumblr's quite amazing, no really, look.

Xin is my dancing-queen-role-model because she can shuffle in her 5inch boots and make it look uber badass. I look like a chicken when I shuffle, I'll do it for you in exchange for a shot. Or alternatively, return to find me at 315am, then ask me again.

Xin, 'Hahaha i love how we go into spasm mode when we make gifs!
This is me seducing 6 guys at the same time.'

And she has epic captions too (totally LOLcakes) 

2. Meet Lorna.

I always tell my friends that if I am ever gay/a man, I would fight the rest of the boys to the bone to chase Lorna. And she has a million suitors, just that now she is with Daniel. (All the better, my competition's been withered down to one, *psycho laughter*)

Lorna possesses the magical ability to make EVERYONE else in the photo look like a troll. Here is a classic example. I don't think I am ugly, and I might even be fair, but when posed next to Lorna... my complexion dulls by 200% and my face suddenly seems to be abnormally asymmetrical. 

I mean, just look.

She can also cook (makes heartbreakingly awesome sticky toffee pudding), dance really well (she's the vice-president of the salsa dancers), and is super lovable (in mannerisms and words and otherwise). 

Putting the rest of us to shame

This might sound like I have crush on her, well I do!

Most of us do. 

You lucky bastard you Daniel. (Check him out too!)

3. Last but not least, meet Denise.

She is one of those annoying girls who are infinitely tiny and makes me feel like a giant orge standing next to her all the time. We are also called the Susheela's Darlings (Cand, Rachel, Denise & I) cos we aced this class and the Prof adored us (but then again, who doesnt?).

Just look at us!

That's D, in the middle, right there. 

Fine, here's a better photo

As I said, she is TINY. She is standing on a ledge to be the same height as me. 

Hello shorty <3 

I joked that I could qualify to be her boyfriend with my height.

Le Sigh.

All from Denise's!

I'm sorry about Rachel. She's so weird.

K bye.